Warm up the mic. The crypto swarm can smell ad revenue.
Threat Clock00:00
Current HeatMild
Starter Stash$120
Move255
Creator Build
LockedAvailableOwned
Single-Page Survival Game
Creator Survivors Exit Liquidity
You are a content creator trying to keep the channel alive while a swarm of rug-pulling crypto bros
crowds your mentions. Cash is both your health and your momentum: collect dropped bills, hit the next bankroll goal, pause the chaos, and spec your build.
Move: `WASD` or arrow keys. On touch devices, drag anywhere to steer.
Survive: Damage burns cash. If your reserve hits `$0`, the stream dies.
Level Up: Reach the cash goal to pause, pick a power-up, then reset to your starter stash.
Outscale: Crypto bros level too, but your build should snowball harder if you pick well.
Weapons: Ban Hammers, orbiting Reply Guys, charging White Knights, Receipts Lasers, Ratio Bursts, Block Lists.
Enemy types: DM Sliders, Rug Pullers, NFT evangelists, Whale Bros, pumpcasters, and signal gurus.
The stream pauses while you refit the channel. Pick one upgrade. Your reserve resets to your starter stash, the market gets nastier, and the next cash goal rises.
Every choice feeds the skill tree. Strong branches unlock nastier tools.